Linekers is a party frenzy bursting at the seams with like minded people. Part of a chain around the Canary Islands and Europe owned by non other than Gary Linekers brother!
If your in the mood for dancing then get yourself inside the air conditioned bar and climb upon the chairs and tables and get ready to party as the Resident DJ takes you through all the classics of the past decades while throwing in the odd silly dance for good taste.
The DJ and bar staff make this place what it is with all the staff getting involved with the dances and generally messing about while the personality DJ is both funny and entertaining.If you cant take the pace then don't fret! The outside terrace bar will give you a place to catch your breath and chill out in the night air or shoot some pool.
Linekers is not just a night time venue though. If there's a sporting event on TV then Linekers will be showing it. Our only gripe with this place is they do not have a large screen TV but have loads of smaller screens in the main bar and on the terrace. During the day the bar serves some simple yet decent food and families are welcome.
To Conclude: By day a live sporting event haven but by night a riot of party music and party people... not to be missed!
Overall rating:
7.8
Cleanliness of the Bar:
6.0
Quality of Music:
9.0
Friendliness of the Staff:
8.0
Price of Drinks:
7.0
Fun Factor:
9.0
Reviewed by Lee Parsons
April 12, 2008
Last updated: May 18, 2008
User reviews
Average user rating from: 10 user(s)
Overall rating:
8.8
Cleanliness of the Bar:
8.7
Quality of Music:
9.6
Friendliness of the Staff:
8.8
Price of Drinks:
8.1
Fun Factor:
9.0
AMAZING!:)
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linekers is by far one of the best bars on the strip!:) great music and great fun, aslong as you dont mind people stripping! always a good night to be had there!:)
Wow, we went everywhere in veronicas and this place beats all. It's just a great party atmosphere and has the outdoor parts for when you need a break and you need a few during a night in there. Don't tell dj paula that it's your birthday or face having to do naked star jumps bite a lemon from another guys crack, etc.. It's so clean too whenever a glass was broken cleaners would be right round, music was good but was very similar every night.
Last but not least, "feed the f**king pigeons"! Type that into YouTube if you don't know what I'm on about lol.
its amazing, this is the reason i have been back to tenerife again and again.
the atmosphere in there is out of this world.
everyone is always happy and having a good time.
the staff in there work so hard to make sure everyone has a good time.
This was a good bar... i was expecting better but it turned out decent.. mostly the same as other places though, same music, same type of entertainment but it's deffo worth going in! didn;t stay in long because i did get abit bored of dancin to 90's music and that feed the pidgeons thing got boring after 10 mins
I had full respect for linekers until some guy attempted to rape a girl in their toilets and the staff just didnt want to know. They were adament that it couldnt happen and said its because the girl was drunk while the staff themselves were drunk also, then claimed bouncers on the doors would have seen. When asked about cameras they said yes we have them, when asked to view the footage "oh no it would have to be sent off" The staff were just lazy and dismissive and shouldnt even be considered human after what i witnessed. I will thank them for the 5 hours i spent at hospital and answering police questions to help the poor girl
My favourite bar in Tenerife. Make sure you give this place a try on your 1st night and I guarentee you'll be back every night. The mad dances they do in here are mad. To sum up a mad. mad bar !!!! P.S. Don't forget to feed the pigeons ( they're hungry !! )
Absouletly love this bar. Dj's and staff are brilliant and always a party game or 2 on the go. If you like fun chessy night then head to Linekers, you wont be disappointed.
